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I cost... for a night~

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $100


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $250


Height:*
[ ] Over 186 cm- $200
[x] 181 to 185cm- $175
[ ] 176 to 180cm - $150
[ ] 171cm to 175cm - $75
[ ] 165cm to 170cm - $85
[ ] Under 165cm - $24


Total so far: $425



Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $475


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $795


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $667

Total so far: $1010


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1085

Shoe Size:**
[x] 45+ - $300
[ ] 42 and 44 - $250
[ ] 39 to 42 - $400
[ ] 35 to 38 - $500
[ ] Under 34- $450

Total so far: $1385


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total so far: $2285


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3285


Jako ze jestem facetem, to pewnie koszt dla pan... wynosi jakies $-300 ;)
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Czyli tak co lubię na literkę...
Musiałem dostać oczywiście O ==

od :iconnoire-ighaan:

Perverted mind goes like this:

1)Oman (państwo na O >] )
2)Orgazm (Well... :x)
3)Oral (Well again... ;x)
4)Orczyk (do wspinania i na narty :D)
5)Orły (etyri <3)
666)Obrzyny, karabinki, pistolety (a /k/fag 4 life)
777)Opętanie (wena i inne uczucia, well most of em at least)
8) Otaku
9) Origami
10) Ojca ( >] )
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1.Weź książkę leżącą najbliżej Ciebie, przewróć na stronę 18 i przepisz czwarty wers.
Terry Pratchett, Nauka świata dysku:
"Stagg Field, na Uniwersytecie Chicagowskim, rozpoczęła się nowa era"
2. Wyciągnij swoją lewą rękę najdalej jak możesz. Co znalazłaś?
Powietrze, trochę niżej łóżko.

3. Jaka była ostatnia rzecz jaką oglądałaś w TV?
Hmmm, chyba Misia na TVP2

4. Bez patrzenia na zegarek powiedz, która jest godzina.
23:20

5. Popatrz na zegarek. Która jest godzina?
22:57 ^^'

6. Z wyjątkiem komputera, co teraz słyszysz?
TV rodzicó

7. Kiedy ostatni raz wychodziłaś z domu? Co robiłaś?
Koło 15, jechałem na basen

8. Zanim zaczęłaś to zadanie, na co patrzyłaś?
Fallout 2 Online

9. W co jesteś ubrany?
Dżinsy, biały tshirt, swetr w czarno białe paski

10. Czy śniłaś ostatniej nocy?
Taaa, ale nie przypominam go sobie. Nic ciekawego w porownaniu z niektorymi snami hehe.

11. Kiedy ostatni raz się śmiałaś?
Kilka razy lol na gg. W RL nie pamietam, koło 17?

12. Co jest na ścianach pokoju, w którym jesteś?
Tapeta, półka z drukarką, tablica ze wszystkim.

13. Czy ostatnio widziałaś coś dziwnego?
Bo ja wiem? chyba różny spam na gmail.

14. Co myślisz o tym quizie?
meh

15. Jaki był ostatni film który widziałaś?
Macross 7 Dynamite

16. Jeśli zostałabyś nagle multimilionerką, co byś kupiła?
Spłacił długi. Potem internet. :P

17. Powiedz mi o sobie coś, czego nie wiem.
Jestem nieśmiały względem kobiet które mi się podobają :P

18. Jeśli mógłbyś zmienić jedną rzecz na świecie, niezależnie od winy albo polityków, co to by było?
IQ +80 dla wszystkich.

19. Czy lubisz tańczyć?
Chyba nie lubię, chyba nie umiem :P

20. George Bush:
Nowa wersja prezydenta jest lepsza.

21.Wyobraź sobie, że Twoje pierwsze dziecko byłoby dziewczynką, jak byś ją nazwał?
Ania

22. Wyobraź sobie, że Twoje pierwsze dziecko byłoby chłopcem, jak byś go nazwał?
Patryk?

23. Czy kiedyklwiek rozważałeś życie za granicą?
Dawno temu, jestem przeciw.

24. Co byś chciał żeby Bóg do Ciebie powiedział, kiedy staniesz w Perłowych Wrotach?
Kuuu już nie biore tamtego stuffu man!

25. Tagnij 6 osób które też muszą zrobić to w journalu.
nie ma tyle osob! Not enough resources.
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Just sayin'

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Like this is where I mostly am!

norrdec.blogspot.com/
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Skradzione od pewnej wampirzycy.

Dear Ansayamina:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it that night in the women's clothing and I saw you hit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to ruin the second world war.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Norrdec



RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toe nails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Who would like to make this thing- feel free to steal it :)

TAG BUAHAHAHAHA
nom
sorry >3

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